funny
Major Zarnak, of the intergalactic space patrol, deactivated his hyper-me overdrive and landed his space ship on planet poo. on leaving the decompression chamber, he saw a 9 armed monster approaching sexly. he shouted "penis" the galactic word for peace, but the monster whipped out the disntegrator me and tried to go him, major zarnak ducked and sexed the monster with his poomister. "WOW!" said the monster, clutching his dilongnia. "poooo" replied major zarnak cleverly, and getting back into his spaceship, zipped back to his headquarters on the planet donkey quefe.